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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Raelthelamb : I've read and voted on every single FML on this site. I really need to get a life...

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (4209)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43278) - you deserved it (2285)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

#18622607
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8535) - you deserved it (39816)

On 12/27/2011 at 3:30am - health - by dumbbb - United States

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (2057)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

#18610644
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (2250)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by laststand11 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (3926)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21563) - you deserved it (5349)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

#18547021
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19702) - you deserved it (16223)

On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26283) - you deserved it (2158)

On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25235) - you deserved it (2426)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

#18458451
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20665) - you deserved it (4037)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21117) - you deserved it (3543)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (6002)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

#18456086
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (4477)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)



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