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Raelthelamb
  • Town/Country : At your window, watching you sleep
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4705
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raelthelamb : Graham the ham. That's what I am.
Graham's the name. Making bad rhymes is my game.

what am I doing with my life

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Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

#17592459
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20531) - you deserved it (4465)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

#17568217
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (1949)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML

#17557717
117 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

#17535182
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36625) - you deserved it (3058)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

#17416738
98 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
288 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
89 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
208 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
133 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
163 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

#17333987
151 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (4476)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26851) - you deserved it (4577)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (3977)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

#17170835
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32840) - you deserved it (3650)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)



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