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Raelthelamb

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Raelthelamb

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  • Number of visits : 8311
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raelthelamb : My life sucks, and that's why I'm here.

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (2397)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8424) - you deserved it (57318)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19310) - you deserved it (1996)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65141) - you deserved it (3130)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (6314)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (6314)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11954) - you deserved it (55278)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (9078)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (4301)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML

#18703060
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (2688)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:15am - health - by emsbuffalo - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

#18697132
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (7034)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (12809)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28614) - you deserved it (14102)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22889) - you deserved it (2630)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)



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