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Raelthelamb

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Raelthelamb : I've read and voted on every single FML on this site. I really need to get a life...

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33054) - you deserved it (5862)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (53397)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13641) - you deserved it (28331)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (25377)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (25377)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

#19245610
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5511) - you deserved it (65858)

On 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by KrazyKill - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9747) - you deserved it (31615)

On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

#19244814
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22822) - you deserved it (3995)

On 03/09/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8652) - you deserved it (20466)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML

#19237669
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14172) - you deserved it (16844)

On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19621) - you deserved it (5980)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11638) - you deserved it (19312)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML

#19234186
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (1964)

On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27212) - you deserved it (28110)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21478) - you deserved it (2103)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States



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