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Raelthelamb

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 October 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17572
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Raelthelamb : I've read and voted on every single FML on this site. I really need to get a life...

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7745) - you deserved it (25283)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (2581)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (34075)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (9556)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML

#19336700
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22084) - you deserved it (2419)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (10542)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

#19336064
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (5117)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:51pm - love - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9854) - you deserved it (27414)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

#19335600
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22137) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (5415)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

#19334531
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6015) - you deserved it (27835)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21271) - you deserved it (2932)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML

#19333832
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17999) - you deserved it (3511)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32810) - you deserved it (4900)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML

#19332021
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26352) - you deserved it (4286)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)



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