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Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by whatheffers / 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/06/2010 at 2:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
by thetalkingvagina / 06/09/2010 at 7:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Nick / 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
by obsessed / 11/27/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the… Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it… Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn."…