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Racky's favorite FMLs
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek