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Racky's favorite FMLs
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
by Mothering / 07/11/2011 at 5:25am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Ann / 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous