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Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45137) - you deserved it (14934)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 17 year old askd looool me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raisd this dumbass. FML

#17302566
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (17096)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15562)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my usband , wo is in te Navy , ad a couple of is sailor friends over to ang out. Te stereotype about tere swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying ( Fuck. ) FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31238) - you deserved it (4733)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48109) - you deserved it (2845)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

henever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'mhipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (7941)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (6296)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend wantd me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He think it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. fat FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60685) - you deserved it (5654)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34719) - you deserved it (7601)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39549) - you deserved it (4261)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31898) - you deserved it (6522)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)



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