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Today , I proudly presented mah research project in class that I've worked fir day and night fir 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. looool FML

#18067100
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23441) - you deserved it (3077)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN HAND!! THEY GAVE ME A CAST AND SOME PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDICATION!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THE BOTTLE OF MEDICATION IS CHILD-PROOF I LIVE ALONE AND I CAN'T OPEN IT WITH ONE HAND!! FML

#18057227
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (2519)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, an thanking them as they left mah register obviously means that I must be stoned out of mah mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if your nice. FML

#18037491
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (2204)

On 10/21/2011 at 8:10am - work - by Customer Stonage Representative - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I lerened that the only reason most of mah students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (9041)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52099) - you deserved it (16619)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (6446)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today.. . at my job in tha cosmatics dapartmant.. . I was halping a customar find somathing to har tasta . Sha said.. . "I want a lipstick lyk you . Somathing that says.. . 'I'm a bitch'." big fat FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (5909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (3097)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday , somebody ordered pizza and sent it to te ouse across te street from tem , so tey could soot at te pizza guy wit an air-soft gun from te upstairs of tere ouse. I was tat delivery guy. mega FML

#17973373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (1924)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41774)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (24668)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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