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Today I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only looool after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation an sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as ( Shit I have to do to get a promotion. ) mega FML
Today, I got yelld at by ma boss for bieng insensitive to a customer. I'd told er I never eard of te requestd item even existing. Se walkd off souting, screaming and trowing stuff from te self. Se wantd to order a bird feeder wit eatd perces so te bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML
Today, I overheard mah dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant mah brother, for flunking out of school. He meant looool me, for quitting sports to focus on mah studies. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML
Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.
I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML
I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
today there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning 4 the last half hour. FML
Friday 27 March 2015