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Today I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only looool after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation an sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as ( Shit I have to do to get a promotion. ) mega FML

#18231005
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11281) - you deserved it (40610)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got yelld at by ma boss for bieng insensitive to a customer. I'd told er I never eard of te requestd item even existing. Se walkd off souting, screaming and trowing stuff from te self. Se wantd to order a bird feeder wit eatd perces so te bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30793) - you deserved it (2445)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. mega FML

#18192862
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50546) - you deserved it (6930)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML

#18156228
139 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today , I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince mah daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 yeres old. FML

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard mah dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant mah brother, for flunking out of school. He meant looool me, for quitting sports to focus on mah studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32407) - you deserved it (2884)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (14699)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.

#18123413
139 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning 4 the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27880) - you deserved it (6881)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States



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