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by jj159 / 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by SpLo0gIeR / 02/13/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
by ABBenzin / 02/01/2012 at 11:11am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
by communistgirl / 01/24/2012 at 11:42am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / United Arab Emirates / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…