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Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23796) - you deserved it (1869)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25757) - you deserved it (1946)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33585) - you deserved it (3090)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21641) - you deserved it (4608)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

#19429984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29602) - you deserved it (8449)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22759) - you deserved it (3078)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6660) - you deserved it (23724)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

#19393049
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23514) - you deserved it (2407)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (4583)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16636) - you deserved it (2813)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (23145)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (4897)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35717) - you deserved it (5267)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30505) - you deserved it (1881)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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