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by medosin / 05/21/2012 at 8:10am / Austria / Health
by msassy / 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
by me / 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Great. / 05/18/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Montana) / Love
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
by Bilze / 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Vero / 05/17/2012 at 11:02am / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
by Username / 05/17/2012 at 10:37am / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 8:00am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Kids
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…