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by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
by stupidity / 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm / Switzerland (Geneve) / Miscellaneous
by jingle / 05/25/2012 at 7:18am / United States (Delaware) / Work
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
by Karate Kid / 05/25/2012 at 2:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by XxEmoWolfiexX / 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Love
Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
by Notorch / 05/23/2012 at 11:53am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
by alexo / 05/23/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Transportation
by littlebigbrother / 05/23/2012 at 2:13am / Japan / Miscellaneous
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
by fuq / 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
- Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't… Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a…