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Racky's favorite FMLs
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by nanall / 06/04/2012 at 3:19am / United States / Kids
by Monkey253100 / 06/03/2012 at 10:47am / France / Health
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by thedri11 / 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by dammit33 / 05/28/2012 at 9:55am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
by namenlos / 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by anonymus / 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
- Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…