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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML

#20170920
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (3000)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (3192)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (3134)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12996) - you deserved it (25370)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

#1766885
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I agree, your life sucks (7977) - you deserved it (76937)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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