Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 08/01/2015 at 10:32am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RacistPancake : Do it for teh lulz

RacistPancake's page activity

Visits<b>Henriqu3e</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 7:24am<b>singer0421</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 10:25pm<b>mcrptv</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:32pm<b>badbitchxx</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 8:25am<b>CarlosDanger</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 12:45pm<b>42LifeUniverse</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 11:51pm<b>AMK477</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 2:31pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 10:00pm<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 8:41pm<b>my_username321</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 3:31pm<b>RadikulRam</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 1:49pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 4:40am<b>1Michael1</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 2:21am<b>ThatStrangeGuy</b> - the 09/16/2013 at 8:00pm<b>danielrw</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 4:06pm<b>itssosparkly</b> - the 06/10/2012 at 8:20am<b>iGainey</b> - the 01/12/2012 at 8:09pm<b>Karamelo</b> - the 10/06/2011 at 3:14am

RacistPancake's FML badges


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of RacistPancake's badges

RacistPancake's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27950) - you deserved it (3287)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34627) - you deserved it (3554)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29789) - you deserved it (3398)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14991) - you deserved it (28056)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9209) - you deserved it (81919)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: