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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 261
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

#19935393
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32749) - you deserved it (9471)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:06am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I packed all my clothes in a black garbage bag, so I could easily move them to my new house. When I came back outside to load it into my car, the bag was missing, and all I could see was a garbage truck driving away with the week's trash. FML

#19905644
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13876) - you deserved it (29067)

On 07/07/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by Ali - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (2952)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)



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