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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1245
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RachelCamille : Message me if you wanna know about me. (:

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (234722) - you deserved it (81902)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234722) - you deserved it (81902)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
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I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (7756)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17875) - you deserved it (4282)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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