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About RachelCMcKi : Live like it's the end. Laugh until your sides hurt. Love like you have never been alone.
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Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Friday 2 October 2015