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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1533
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22753) - you deserved it (4368)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (2479)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (25057)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46391) - you deserved it (14678)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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