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Rachel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6686
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rachel : Hey, I’m Rachel and I’m on the FML team. I tend to pop up in the comments from time to time, but I’m usually working behind the scenes. Feel free to PM me if you’d like to chat or if you have any questions.

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Rachel's page activity

Visits<b>pointlesswaffle</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:46am<b>allred1997</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:27am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 7:49pm<b>tayraaah</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 8:11am<b>HerWrongHole247</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 8:33pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 7:48pm<b>NickyB85</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:25pm<b>bryce0110</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:49pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:15am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:41am<b>HoboMeth</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 12:46pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 12:24am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 12:41pm<b>C001Gir1</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:33am<b>Ian_from_0070</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 6:58am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:02pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:33pm

Fucked!<b>allred1997</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 7:28am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:49am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:15am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 10:42am<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 4:44pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 7:46am<b>dmanspartan</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 7:57am<b>JellyJace</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 7:58pm<b>Sirin</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 3:55am

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Rachel's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm / United States / Kids

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML

by it'sabitwindy / 12/09/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

by ET / 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

by areyouserial / 12/05/2011 at 8:21am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

by copshop / 11/10/2011 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

by me / 11/04/2011 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy