About Rachel : Hey, I’m Rachel and I’m on the FML team. I pop up in the comments from time to time, but I’m usually working behind the scenes. Feel free to PM me if you’d like to chat or if you have any questions.
If you’re experiencing any technical issues, please email us directly at support@fmylife.com !
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (37438)
On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (5992)
On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29640) - you deserved it (8010)
On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off their music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12751) - you deserved it (1396)
On 12/12/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by Doortje (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (49770)
On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25215) - you deserved it (4137)
On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (23067)
On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (3593)
On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (51408) - you deserved it (4401)
On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (6279)
On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
I agree, your life sucks (37137) - you deserved it (16670)
On 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm - love - by ballnchain (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2578) - you deserved it (43299)
On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (3647)
On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31176) - you deserved it (2967)
On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3895) - you deserved it (33709)
On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
