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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13310) - you deserved it (7239)
On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10853) - you deserved it (31293)
On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26448) - you deserved it (1657)
On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (6910)
On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5572) - you deserved it (25790)
On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15651) - you deserved it (2212)
On 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8558) - you deserved it (66062)
On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of 'Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind.' FML
I agree, your life sucks (15547) - you deserved it (1928)
On 12/09/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by it'sabitwindy - United States
Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17022) - you deserved it (1590)
On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17365) - you deserved it (1816)
On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27752) - you deserved it (406)
On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (4475)
On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11709) - you deserved it (22001)
On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14344) - you deserved it (36465)
On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriends house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11339) - you deserved it (13465)
On 10/29/2011 at 3:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
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