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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML


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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML


Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58126) - you deserved it (13026)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47817) - you deserved it (4735)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML


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On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63631) - you deserved it (6724)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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