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Rachel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6492
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rachel : Hey, I’m Rachel and I’m on the FML team. I tend to pop up in the comments from time to time, but I’m usually working behind the scenes. Feel free to PM me if you’d like to chat or if you have any questions.

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Rachel's page activity

Visits<b>allred1997</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:27am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 7:49pm<b>tayraaah</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 8:11am<b>HerWrongHole247</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 8:33pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 7:48pm<b>NickyB85</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:25pm<b>bryce0110</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:49pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:15am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 4:41am<b>HoboMeth</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 12:46pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 12:24am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 12:41pm<b>C001Gir1</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 12:33am<b>Ian_from_0070</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 6:58am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:02pm<b>teacupofsunshine</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:33pm<b>klawzor</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:06am

Fucked!<b>allred1997</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 7:28am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:49am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:15am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 10:42am<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 4:44pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 7:46am<b>dmanspartan</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 7:57am<b>JellyJace</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 7:58pm<b>Sirin</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 3:55am

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Rachel's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

by UglyFace / 11/30/2013 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

by anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 6:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

by CODgirl102 / 11/16/2013 at 12:17am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. FML

by haqL / 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Miscellaneous

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

by okaythen / 10/04/2013 at 5:37am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health

Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

by Tired / 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Health

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

by sothisishowidie / 09/30/2013 at 7:18am / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML

by Overworked / 09/30/2013 at 1:01am / United States / Health

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does. She met hers a few weeks ago. FML

by NotTheSoulMate / 09/26/2013 at 2:54am / United States / Love

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

by what / 09/25/2013 at 10:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2013 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Love