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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)
Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
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On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Monday 20 May 2013
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