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Rachel

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Rachel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5720
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rachel : Hey, I’m Rachel and I’m on the FML team. I tend to pop up in the comments from time to time, but I’m usually working behind the scenes. Feel free to PM me if you’d like to chat or if you have any questions.

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Rachel's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88485) - you deserved it (14742)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27860)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68098) - you deserved it (4965)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

#5482738
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8002) - you deserved it (46659)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

#5410581
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54732) - you deserved it (6356)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML

#5040624
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37035) - you deserved it (2582)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by JerseyGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

#4981586
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13021) - you deserved it (42237)

On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

#4799049
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33162) - you deserved it (5579)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by isoheartcaitlin (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120679) - you deserved it (9164)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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