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Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML
while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
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