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Rachel

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5100
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a job interview where I was interrupted for using the word creative because there is ( only one creator ).

#21189976
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41560) - you deserved it (4223)

On 06/27/2014 at 2:11am - work - by IAMALITAHA (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I actually uttered the words: "Those are mah good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37397) - you deserved it (8708)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML

#21140956
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (55486)

On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (5056)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML

#21139954
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45395) - you deserved it (6682)

On 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by oh god. - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Boss Fird Ma Aftar Chawing Ma Out For Tha Horribla Data Ha Had With Mah Mothar. FML

#21138556
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46727) - you deserved it (4048)

On 05/13/2014 at 10:29am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stoppd by the drive-through fir something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opend the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

#21136073
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42631) - you deserved it (10314)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States

today I realisd the only preparation I've done for mah final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

#21135849
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22923) - you deserved it (53672)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (6515)

On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38874) - you deserved it (20801)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML

#21133668
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61747) - you deserved it (14193)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (55934)

On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my art teacer sowed off a painting of is name e got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to im. FML

#21130223
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45301) - you deserved it (4743)

On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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