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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I… Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight… Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come…