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Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32760) - you deserved it (11153)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38694) - you deserved it (3718)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38491) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

#17467525
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13802) - you deserved it (25592)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59523) - you deserved it (9854)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (2501)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11750) - you deserved it (83960)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43004) - you deserved it (3105)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (17466)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40292) - you deserved it (11265)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53632) - you deserved it (8442)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

#14700960
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (4174)

On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

#13805619
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (2886)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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