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Today, I caught brother whacking off with looool expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34827) - you deserved it (2678)

On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

the office I work at puttd up a ( No Masturbating at Desks ) sign. I'm disappointd by this, not cuz I usually whack off at my desk, but cuz enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28158) - you deserved it (3759)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to scream 4 my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8074) - you deserved it (30075)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" fat FML

#19992100
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9373) - you deserved it (23124)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17915) - you deserved it (34415)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Wife Allowed Mah Mother-in-law To Move In With Us!! She Believe The Government Spies On Her In The Shower, And That The Prime Minister Is A Shape-shifting Lizardho Wants To Microchip Us All!! I Have To Live With This Psychotic Wench Until Someone Is Desperate Enough To Employ Her!! FML

#19662623
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21385) - you deserved it (2298)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today... a repairman came to fix my couch... which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal... I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame... but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
150 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

2day as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting!! Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts!! FML

#19341181
154 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took mah girlfriend out to a nice restaurant fir our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left fir the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
210 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took mah girlfriend out to a nice restaurant fir our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left fir the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8653) - you deserved it (25268)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... even though she can barely deal with raising kids... mah 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy... by a fourth man... of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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