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About RabidBunny : I am currently studying at a university. I can only hope that I'll get out of here one day.
My favorite band is The Birthday Massacre. Unfortunately, not many people have heard of them...
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 1 August 2014