About RabidBunny : I am currently studying at a university. I can only hope that I'll get out of here one day.
My favorite band is The Birthday Massacre. Unfortunately, not many people have heard of them...
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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