About RabidBunny : I am currently studying at a university. I can only hope that I'll get out of here one day.
My favorite band is The Birthday Massacre. Unfortunately, not many people have heard of them...
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Socialite
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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