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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 December 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7450
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RabenaTeRa : Blonde hair, blue eyes, sexy as hell. =P

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Today, I was going to propose to mah girlfriend of 3 yeres!! I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out mah proposal!! The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money!! She proposed to me at a subway station first!! FML

#3561385
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52184) - you deserved it (8235)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50462) - you deserved it (4541)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved fir four yeres and have been 100% faithful to . A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her . My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me . FML

#3496673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77803) - you deserved it (4176)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY, MA FRIEND TOLD ME TAT SE GAVE MA NUMBER TO A GUY I'VE LIKD FOR AILE . I ASKEDY AND SE JUST SAID "HE'S JUST GOING TO AVE TO TELL U IMSELF." I GOT OPEFUL AND REALLY NERVOUS . A FEW OURS LATER E CALLS . TURNS OUT, E'S CALLD TO TRY AND GET A DATE WIT MA GAY FRIEND . FML

#3491271
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35741) - you deserved it (2994)

On 07/04/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by Single4Life (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I fell asleephile lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get attention 4 five minutes. mega FML

#3477927
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5773) - you deserved it (62317)

On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I Watcd My Best Friend Get Marrid To Te Guy I Ave Been In Love Wit Since Te 8t Grade. I Was Te Maid Of Onor... And Ad To Give A Toast To Te Couple. FML

#3465145
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65623) - you deserved it (16062)

On 07/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Was Holding A Yard Sale . A Man Cummd Up To Me An Askd If He Could Buy A Pair Of Rd An White Sneaker That I'd Found In Mah Attic An Had Never Worn . Five Bucks Later, He Was Walking Away With What I Now Realize Was The Pair Of Shoes Signd By Michael Jordan Given To Me By Mah Uncle . FML

#3455804
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13147) - you deserved it (72386)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I calld the police regarding people speeding down mah street because I was worrid fir mah young kids. On the way home from mah daughters ballet class I got pulld over 2 houses away from mah house an got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

#3370137
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9499) - you deserved it (106836)

On 06/30/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I went to mah 7 year old son's school fir a conference with his teacher. When I got there... the teacher said "she adored me fir who and wat I am". I was puzzled. Turns out mah son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

#3364803
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53684) - you deserved it (3350)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found mah long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that yur mother read yur diary? Finding out that yur mother wrote comments in it. FML

#3205233
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62418) - you deserved it (3767)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... while at football practice... mah teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field... a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away... and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was mah younger sister. FML

#3194809
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14134) - you deserved it (67029)

On 06/25/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by nail714 (man) - United States

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83472) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from there machine. I gave it money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine fir ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button fir me. FML

#3145872
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9119) - you deserved it (58888)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by Tygastyle (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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