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RabenaTeRa
  • Town/Country : MV, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 December 1986 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 4884
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RabenaTeRa : Blonde hair, blue eyes, sexy as hell. =P

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Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML

#48148
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56241) - you deserved it (16192)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by naynay007 (man) - United States

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48403) - you deserved it (2939)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59469) - you deserved it (5943)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396
549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (407154) - you deserved it (26455)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

#30800
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45402) - you deserved it (16966)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74766) - you deserved it (13849)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67053) - you deserved it (13483)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)



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