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  • Number of visits : 2216
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70251) - you deserved it (6593)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13812) - you deserved it (48099)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16076) - you deserved it (66305)

On 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm - work - by Joel - United States (California)



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