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About ROFL444 : Im on FML when I should be doing my homework.

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Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. big fat FML

#21183245
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44767) - you deserved it (6551)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

#21025933
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (39481)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today , I showd the kids I was babysitting a picture of mah daughter , and the little girl askd , "You have a baby in yur belly?" I said , "No , she's not in mah belly anymore," and the little girl replid , "But it's BIG," and pattd mah stomach. FML

#20817997
66 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 12:29am - kids - by kimm1993 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Crawlad Into Bad With Mah Boyfriand. Ha Was Snoring Loudlyhich Is How I Knaw Ha Was Passad Out Cold. Onca I Was Undar Tha Blankat Naxt To Him, Ha Slowly Turnad Ovar, Starad Ma Straight In Tha Faca And Said, "I Hava To Kill You". Than Startad Snoring Again. FML

Today, Cuz I Refusd To Shave Off What My Wife Calls My "pedo 'stache", She Paintd "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van. Fat FML

#20807393
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40950) - you deserved it (27615)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the gym fir the first time in ahile. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot mehile I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in open mouth. FML

#20709141
77 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

#20681121
47 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tird that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep!! When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me!! I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving an was about to die!! I only realizd it was stationary after I pissd myself!! FML

#20529430
63 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

#20527973
183 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States



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