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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3216
  • Number of comments : 232
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted


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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46474) - you deserved it (13273)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49764) - you deserved it (22858)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stopped for a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approached by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know your life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54064) - you deserved it (5002)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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