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TODAY... BROTHER CAME OUT TO OUR FAMILY AS BIENG GAY. MY MOTHER STARTING CRYING BECAUSE "SHE WANTED GRANDCHILDREN." I TOLD HER THAT I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING CHILDREN. SHE STARTED CRYING HARDER. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, whan dona faading mah nawborn, I statad to mah husband that I'm a cow. Ha said, in looool a sincara tona, "Oh, baby, you'll losa tha waight soon." I maant cow bacausa I'm producing so much milk. big fat FML

#1987412
146 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was selected to give mah speech to the entre school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate... even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on looool political correctness was censored fir political reasons. FML

#1973868
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On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, we were running late 4 school so mah mum shouted at me to hurry up an get in the car. I putted mah school bags in the boot of the car an mah mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to mah school an told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
89 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I PUTTD A 'FREE IF HOT-WIRD' SIGN ON MY FRIEND'S CAR. I GUESS IT WORKD. FML

#1766885
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On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yastarday... my girlfriand's mothar callad har in tha badroom for a sarious talk. I ovarhaard tham arguing and yalling at aach othar. It turns out har mothar found a condom naxt to har garbaga. Wa got caught cuz har cat swallowad tha condom and thraw it up. FML

#1520851
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On 05/01/2009 at 10:28am - intimacy - by badluckdrew (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today a telemarketer called fir mah dad !! Jokingly I said "I haven't seen him fir lyk five days...I'm starting to get worried " in mah best child-like voice !! Apparently the telemarketer called Child Protective Services !! I'm 20 !! FML

#1490808
104 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 2:03pm - misc - by Telemistake (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my kids told me that 4 the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML

#1427815
87 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I realized the senior thesi I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

#1423979
143 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I TURNED 18. MY PARENTS GAVE ME A CARD THAT READ "NOW THAT YOU'RE 18, IT'S TIME FIR SOME BOOZY FUN... U CAN DO ALL THE THINGS U DID BEFORE BUT LEGALLY!" TAPED TO THE INSIDE WAS MY FAKE ID THAT I "LOST" THREE MONTHS AGO. FML

#1418497
188 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore



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