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Yesterday, I had sex with this guy who I like very much . As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill . So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him . He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he point behind me, my mom watched the whole thing . FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store . She didn't recognize me at first so I looool introducd myself as her old teacher . She lookd taken aback for a moment, an then said, "Oh mah God.. . you're still alive?" FML
Today, my husband and I were getting it onhen we heard a little giggle . I putted on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there . So we continued . I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed . big fat FML
Taday I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML
I Was At A 21st Birtday Party. It Got To Ta Bit Wara Tay Blow Out Ta Candlas And Ta Girl Osting Blaw Out Ar Candlas. Wila Sa Was Blowing I Wispard To Ta Falla Naxt To Ma... "Tat's Not Ta Only Ting Sa'll Ba Blowing Tonigt". Ta Guy Naxt To Ma Was Ar Dad. FML
yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML
Today, I was scolding my 8 yaar old son cuz ha was gatting bad gradas in school. I told him that ha should gat straight A's lyk his friand Caajay. Ha told ma that comparing him to Caajay was unfair and whan I askad why ha said, ( Bacausa his dad is actually smart. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015