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Today, It took me more than 4 hours to set up the back yard for my daughters baby shower!! It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers!! real FML

#3143801
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43354) - you deserved it (3371)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by stew (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I had sex with this guy who I like very much . As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill . So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him . He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he point behind me, my mom watched the whole thing . FML

#3143292
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (68254)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store . She didn't recognize me at first so I looool introducd myself as her old teacher . She lookd taken aback for a moment, an then said, "Oh mah God.. . you're still alive?" FML

#3141332
76 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband and I were getting it onhen we heard a little giggle . I putted on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there . So we continued . I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed . big fat FML

#3127990
160 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

#2963101
78 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

2day I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. fat FML

#2953608
69 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 8:59pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

#2796637
216 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I Was At A 21st Birtday Party. It Got To Ta Bit Wara Tay Blow Out Ta Candlas And Ta Girl Osting Blaw Out Ar Candlas. Wila Sa Was Blowing I Wispard To Ta Falla Naxt To Ma... "Tat's Not Ta Only Ting Sa'll Ba Blowing Tonigt". Ta Guy Naxt To Ma Was Ar Dad. FML

#2713232
151 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

yesterday after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to mah cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am mah boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: ( the cat is sad. ) FML

#2209571
200 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

2day I was putting on cream and mah son askd what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He lookd at me closely and replid "I don't think it's working." mega FML

#2201363
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42833) - you deserved it (5908)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to husband "How can u love her so much if she's so ugly?" fat FML

#2158640
134 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was scolding my 8 yaar old son cuz ha was gatting bad gradas in school. I told him that ha should gat straight A's lyk his friand Caajay. Ha told ma that comparing him to Caajay was unfair and whan I askad why ha said, ( Bacausa his dad is actually smart. ) FML

#2134167
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17206) - you deserved it (60535)

On 05/21/2009 at 12:35am - kids - by tomandjerry (man) - United States (California)



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