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RLG4

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RLG4

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RLG4 : I'm passionate about fitness and having a healthy lifestyle. I work hard at my job and work harder at having fun. I'm married, and we have a Labradoodle named Max.

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Visits<b>AnonymousKrew</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:15am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:02am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 12:31pm<b>thepimpmaster</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:40am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 8:00am<b>jcshadow</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 8:29am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 6:08am<b>Brandi_Faith</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 12:40am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 3:09pm<b>redneck_mechanic</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 11:48pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 12:56pm<b>C7</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:13pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 6:42pm<b>PikaPikaGirl</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:59am<b>FrietvanPiet</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:24am<b>feara17</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 2:25pm<b>ndfan56</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 2:08pm<b>3051628</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 10:07am

Fucked!<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:42pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:11am

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RLG4's favorite FMLs

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

#21425055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25880) - you deserved it (4556)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

#21256258
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18266) - you deserved it (48834)

On 09/11/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by hockusa3 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

#21225337
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36018) - you deserved it (10628)

On 07/30/2014 at 11:28pm - work - by heatherfeather22 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

#21216427
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56136) - you deserved it (5440)

On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52348) - you deserved it (5582)

On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML

#21193510
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (7270)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:40am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55574) - you deserved it (18301)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (9955)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I searched up ways to fix my eyebrows since they were so bushy and thick. I took my tweezers and set to work. It went to shit. So now, I have one completely straight eyebrow that makes me look like Bert from Sesame Street and another that's arched like Nina Dobrev's. FML

Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

#21133607
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (5924)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

#21127302
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39727) - you deserved it (29183)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, I wanted to prove to my dad that I can drive, so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helped him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML

#21112820
62 comments

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

#21110843
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38888) - you deserved it (4294)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:22am - misc - by onlychild (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

#21064367
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26742) - you deserved it (44178)

On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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