About RKD : I love good FMLS!
About RKD : I love good FMLS!
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by Order of the Dangling Testicles / 01/28/2014 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Pooper scooper / 01/28/2014 at 3:22am / Guam / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
by FacebookStrikesAgain / 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm / Puerto Rico / Love
Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML
by peepeepainter / 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by lonely otaku / 12/25/2013 at 2:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put my lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML
by peevedemployee / 12/25/2013 at 1:38am / United States / Work
Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML
by WeiXinLun / 12/25/2013 at 1:22am / United States (California) / Animals
by yarenis / 12/24/2013 at 5:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by MymB612 / 12/24/2013 at 1:50am / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML
by dr immature / 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by me / 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- Today, I got my first job. I went in to work this afternoon fine, and came out with severe burns on… Today, I spent 40 minutes bashing my manager to my mom and her boyfriend. Turns out my manager is a… Today, my suspicions were confirmed- my husband is cheating on me. With his cousin who lives across…