About RKD : I love good FMLS!
About RKD : I love good FMLS!
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RKD's favorite FMLs
Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML
by ZombiexIce / 02/09/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
by jigglepuff / 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by took it / 02/09/2014 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
by Tara115 / 02/09/2014 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
by look before you speak / 02/09/2014 at 2:12am / United States / Love
by foops / 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
by tsukinoie / 02/02/2014 at 1:33am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
by TwistedCherub1 / 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm / United States / Work
by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by CUNTCUNTCUNT / 01/29/2014 at 4:28pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm / United Kingdom (Wrexham) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
by Xpload / 01/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML
by dope_mcfly / 01/29/2014 at 11:55am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by soon to be unemployed / 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Work
- Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal… Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up.… Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom…