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RKD
  • Town/Country : Somewhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1999 (12 years)
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5870) - you deserved it (2699)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States

Today, I found my husband Googling the Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22714) - you deserved it (2332)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6781) - you deserved it (28416)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version