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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 34422
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About RJB : Phuck Filly. Dallas sucks. Redskins always sucked. Suck on our three Lombardi Trophies Eagles, might as well have a taste considering you will never get one.

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RJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ya - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53746) - you deserved it (2307)

On 05/10/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by disturbed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML


I agree, your life sucks (99193) - you deserved it (22764)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

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