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About REYES0ne : Hey name is Eduardo and I'm single. Like to chat to random people. Especially cute girls.

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Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML


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