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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
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About REYES0ne : Hey name is Eduardo and I'm single. Like to chat to random people. Especially cute girls.

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Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39397) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:50am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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