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RDragonzx

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  • Town/Country : Adelaide, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5757
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.

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Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (44126)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him an noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with an he was in the bathroom. mega FML

#4580514
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60355) - you deserved it (7340)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Taday While Having Sex I Realizd Two Things. First , I Can't Remember The Last Time My Boyfriend Gave Me An Orgasm , And Secondly I Think The Curtains Slightly Clash With The Duvet Cover. I Was More Annoyd With The Second One. FML

#4527001
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44916) - you deserved it (9695)

On 08/14/2009 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by vicgal - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101049) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, I found out y mah boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend bieng lovers. It's cuz they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a joke, mah friends and I decided to putted me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend . I'm a guy . I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim . FML

#4402387
114 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by twitch01 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
262 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher fir nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing fir older women. FML

#4329810
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58948) - you deserved it (2839)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am - misc - by slamo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly askd "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18332) - you deserved it (44170)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

2day I picked up mah daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill u in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently mah daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

#4157203
85 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 9:56am - kids - by Rae (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

was grandmoter's funeral and we ad to sing. My dad is a orrible singer, and I tried ardest not to laug, I turned red faced and tears were falling from eyes. My step moter eld and and said tat se was in a better place. I couldn't old it any longer. I lauged ass off. FML

#4144889
122 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Suddenly Stopped And Walked To The Kitchen. He Decided To Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies In The Midst Of Our Intimacy. However, He Told Me We Could Still Continue While The Oven Preheated. FML

#4010717
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47711) - you deserved it (6735)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by jcooh0lla (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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