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by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
by BigBangCheater / 04/01/2012 at 6:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML
by oooooopss / 04/01/2012 at 2:44am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
by Kristat / 04/01/2012 at 12:32am / United States / Work
by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work
by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by yelyah / 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by a / 03/29/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toryzhere / 03/29/2012 at 7:13am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
by greeneyedpothead / 03/29/2012 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Transportation
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML
by Cass / 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 8:21am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,… Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're… Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel…