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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 March 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21449) - you deserved it (2946)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (4373)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

#19386625
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6300) - you deserved it (25201)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by oooooopss - United States (Oregon)

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you deserved it (2832)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20862) - you deserved it (3495)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39130) - you deserved it (2443)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (1743)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

#19369431
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20079) - you deserved it (1764)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

#19368838
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17928) - you deserved it (3455)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8354) - you deserved it (23047)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (1776)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

#19366702
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6062) - you deserved it (24123)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21495) - you deserved it (6709)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29151) - you deserved it (19048)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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