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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 March 1997 (18 years)
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TODAY, MY FIANCÉE INFORMED ME SHE'D INVITED HER EX-HUSBAND TO OUR WEDDING AT HER PARENTS REQUEST . REAL FML

#19480512
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23331) - you deserved it (1799)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (2313)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2938)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't fine it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach fir a penny. I now have a family of cockroache living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23435) - you deserved it (2591)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today , dad came to pick me up. It would have looool been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22036) - you deserved it (1632)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

YESTERDAY I HAD TO GET STITCHES ON MY FOOT AND WAS THEN FORCD TO WEAR A PLASTIC BAG ON MY FOOT WHILE SHOWERING. THE PLASTIC BAG MADE ME SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND HAD TO GO BACK AND GET STITCHES IN MY FOREHEAD. FML

#19474483
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (3337)

On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah mom started dipping into mah college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24903) - you deserved it (1740)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman was staring at me!! This went on fir about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore!! I screamd at her to cut it out!! It turns out she had a lazy eye!! FML

#19472127
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (29285)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:29am - misc - by Salvation711 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake . My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not . FML

#19471721
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (4218)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake . My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not . FML

#19471721
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (4218)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I trid to be kind to animals and get dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he startd yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
257 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML

#19460705
192 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 10:15am - love - by prego - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, mah fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (1962)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my parent told me that I will grow looool up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this cuz I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (4949)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)



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