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Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML
Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't fine it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach fir a penny. I now have a family of cockroache living in my luggage. FML
YESTERDAY I HAD TO GET STITCHES ON MY FOOT AND WAS THEN FORCD TO WEAR A PLASTIC BAG ON MY FOOT WHILE SHOWERING. THE PLASTIC BAG MADE ME SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND HAD TO GO BACK AND GET STITCHES IN MY FOREHEAD. FML
Today, mah mom started dipping into mah college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I trid to be kind to animals and get dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he startd yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
Friday 27 March 2015