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by stoggie96 / 04/22/2012 at 11:34am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Mary Kathryn / 04/22/2012 at 8:09am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
by ultraattitude / 04/22/2012 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Gennifer / 04/22/2012 at 1:20am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
by JurassicHole / 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm / United States / Health
by Jenn P / 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Work
by Lorena / 04/21/2012 at 3:26pm / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/21/2012 at 10:50am / United States (Maryland) / Geek
by still hungry / 04/21/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by jaderie / 04/21/2012 at 5:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by yikes / 04/21/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Animals
Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
by wmkaz / 04/21/2012 at 2:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
by gimmeasalad / 04/21/2012 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Animals
by ugh / 04/21/2012 at 1:12am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…