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RAINBOWSUGAR
  • Town/Country : a place, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2408
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8609) - you deserved it (15999)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (5750)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21438) - you deserved it (5750)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19787) - you deserved it (1925)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26441) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (1489)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21192) - you deserved it (2030)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML

#19514885
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20094) - you deserved it (3019)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (3485)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (3903)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (1612)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

#19514086
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21816) - you deserved it (1684)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML

#19513713
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12794) - you deserved it (1152)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by whirlednews - United States

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

#19511364
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14076) - you deserved it (4582)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18068) - you deserved it (1994)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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