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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17129) - you deserved it (3303)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

#19672620
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16914) - you deserved it (1871)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by that guy - United States

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21714) - you deserved it (6773)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

#19656239
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (4199)

On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

#19655540
72 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

#19654364
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (4127)

On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

#19653798
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21852) - you deserved it (1616)

On 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, there is an annular solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17839) - you deserved it (2776)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

#19652024
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22679) - you deserved it (2645)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

#19650903
113 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

#19615151
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7909) - you deserved it (41090)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
120 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (6123)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17631) - you deserved it (5324)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)



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